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@christianmlong5/19/2024, 5:51 PM

easrng @easrng5/18/2024, 10:25 PM

imagine getting arrested and the fbi photoshops ur anime pfp in jail and uploads it to ur website. how could you even come back from that.

look at this shit

#don't mind the attachment mid-post

@christianmlong5/19/2024, 5:50 PM

easrng @easrng

Caro @caro5/17/2024, 2:10 PM

man. people on this site dont even know about Pulsifer v US

Caro @caro5/19/2024, 5:03 AM

this has been causing COMPLETE AND UTTER PANDEMONIUM at my job where we are literally in charge of placing 'and's and 'or's in lists like this in laws

@christianmlong5/15/2024, 5:02 AM

andi @mcc

alex @amorphophalex7/1/2023, 1:16 AM

merboy and surfer girl
merboy offering a fish in his mouth to surfer girl. he reminds her of a cat carrying a fish
The surfer is trying to hide the merboy in the bathtub behind the shower curtain. Outside, her roommate is impatiently knocking on the bathroom door. Also there is a cat in the bathroom, because you know how cats are.

There aren't any rules in the surfing competition that says you can't propel yourself forward with the help of a mermaid

#mermaid #merfolk #merboy #surfer #surfing #romance #cute romance #mermay

alex @amorphophalex5/14/2024, 10:34 PM

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@christianmlong5/15/2024, 4:57 AM

andi @mcc

Thew @Thew5/12/2024, 8:17 PM

lmao

the walgreens fridge tv died, and tvs are opaque so now it's physically impossible to tell what's inside the fridge

the employees have taken photographs of the fridge's contents, printed them on the largest paper they can get out of the photo-printer kiosk, and fucking taped them to the screen